my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
international women’s day is almost over where i live, so i’m glad i finished this in time.
wait what oh my god
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
Possibly my favourite photo set ever
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.
"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job
Because Disco Avengers were clearly a thing the world needed.
//you forgot one;
*SCREECHING* I NEED DISCOVENGERS NAOW
OH MY GOD TOM
Meryl Streep enjoying some pizza at the 86th Annual Academy Awards, 2014(✗)
1. Frankenweenie (2012)
2. Corpse Bride (2005)
3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS
O-oh my god…
Welcome to the burtonverse
fact: newton died a virgin
i guess what went up didnt go down on him
this is not the time for jokes
I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation
How To Read A 223-Page Novel In Just 77 Minutes
Spritz is a company that makes a speed-reading technology which allows you to get through a mass of text, reading every word, in a fraction of the time it would take if you were turning the pages of a book or swiping through a Kindle.
The basis of Spritz concept is that much of the time spend reading is “wasted” on moving your eyes from side to side, from one word to the next. By flashing the words quickly, one after the other, all in the same place, eye movement is reduced almost to zero. All that’s left is the time you take to process the word before the next one appears.
The company is selling licenses for other companies who might want to use the technology in operating systems, applications, wearables, and websites. Obviously, the tiny screen of a smart watch instantly springs to mind.
But the real revelation of Spritz is in trying it yourself.
One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.
love this lady!